Modern Mystic Enthusiast Gifts

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

God's Phone

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Witches of Instagram

"All the celebrities come here."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"You're on mute."

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.