Modern Mystic Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh master! Teach me the way."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

God's Phone

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Witches of Instagram

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"All the celebrities come here."

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Nikolay Rerih

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"You're on mute."

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Crystal Ball Plug