Modern Mystics Gifts

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

"You're on mute."

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

Prpr 2 Skype thy Mkr.

Hexting

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Fortune teller using a computer.

'Ah, here's what went wrong with your lovelife. This satellite interferes with your chart!'

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Sorry - your guru isn't in at the moment, but please leave a message after the tone: Ommmmmmm....."

Crystal Ball Plug

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Quantum Psychic

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Europa takes a selfie

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Unicorn in the Woods

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'