Mysticism Admirers Gifts

'You will meet an enchanted prince. No wait...it's a toad.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

The Echoes at Killarney

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

Phoenix

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

All Knight Diner

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"