Mysticism Admirers Pillows

'You will meet an enchanted prince. No wait...it's a toad.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The Echoes at Killarney

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

At the end of the rainbow

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Phoenix

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

All Knight Diner

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'