Mysticism Fan Pillows

Fortune teller.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Did you have a cat?"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Going Down?

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"He's So Your Type."

Nikolay Rerih

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'