Mysticism Fan Mugs

Fortune teller.

Your karma will catch up with you!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Going Down?

"Did you have a cat?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"He's So Your Type."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'