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"I see a gullible stranger being fleeced of his hard-earned by a shameless charlatan."

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

'Clairvoyant' 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Your financial situation would improve if you didn't keep wasting your money on nonsense like fortune tellers."

"I'm getting ready to have my fortune read to see my future, but first I want to make sure I can see clearly."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Did you have a cat?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

At the end of the rainbow

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

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