Mysticism Lovers Mugs

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

David and Goliath.

Nikolay Rerih

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'