Mystic Lovers Mugs

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Tooth fairy

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Centaur falls in love.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

For services to Tourism. . .

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'S**t!'

Octopus Lady

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

When I said I wanted a second opinion on my prognosis, this isn't exactly what I meant.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Exam Questions Foretold

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Stork Swinging Baby.

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

A drone carries a baby like a stork.

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

The Langerhans now understood why this island was such a cheap vacation destination.

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

'I've come as a brownie.'

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Meaning Of Life $5.00