Mystical Magic Lover Mugs

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Beware of the Cat.

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"No guarantees, right?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Not here, Fred.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"