Modern Magic Lover Mugs

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

Witch on stair lift.

'I threw out two small thumb drives last night...and the beanstalk was there this morning.'

Witch riding a vacuum cleaner

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

Primitive magician

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'