Modern Magic Lover T-Shirts

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

Witch on stair lift.

'I threw out two small thumb drives last night...and the beanstalk was there this morning.'

Witch riding a vacuum cleaner

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

100% carbon neutral

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I said slime."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"