Modern Magic Lovers T-Shirts

"Fairet? Hard to say. . . the hot ones are all wearing face masks."

Witch with sat nav

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Desert Island BBQ

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Late BroomStick

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Witch's Brew.