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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'We have one or two reservations about your application to adopt.'

Houdini.

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'

Bob's trick knee was an endless source of frustration.

The Great Sarcasmo

"I don't know why it bothers me so much. I knew he was a magician before I married him."

"Mind if I shoot through?"

'John, you're never going to teach him new tricks.'

'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

An elf fuel-filling prophecy.

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Bob couldn't see that he might be in the wrong job.

'Here, try this.'

Why genies make lousy criminals: "I wish the police were here!!"

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

'The amazing industrial real estate market...'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

'We're fresh out of miracles. Want to see a card trick?'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"Why can't we be like everyone else and get a washing machine?"

"And then he climbs into that stupid hat, and just disappears for days!"

Crowd Sorcery

"Son, your mother and I agree – it's time for you to leave the hat."

"And for my next act I will escape from a galvanized-iron can filled with water and secured by massive locks."

Witches Brew