Magic Enthusiasts Pillows

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'We have one or two reservations about your application to adopt.'

Houdini.

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'

Bob's trick knee was an endless source of frustration.

'John, you're never going to teach him new tricks.'

'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

"I don't know why it bothers me so much. I knew he was a magician before I married him."

"Mind if I shoot through?"

An elf fuel-filling prophecy.

The Great Sarcasmo

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"And then he climbs into that stupid hat, and just disappears for days!"

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

"You're old enough to know son. . . you were pulled out of a hat."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Paul and Debbie.

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

'Here, try this.'

Bob couldn't see that he might be in the wrong job.

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

"Why can't we be like everyone else and get a washing machine?"

'The amazing industrial real estate market...'

Why genies make lousy criminals: "I wish the police were here!!"

'We're fresh out of miracles. Want to see a card trick?'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.