Modern Magic Enthusiasts Pillows

"I can fly hands free with the Roomba."

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

"Here we are."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"What the hell took so long?"

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."