Magic Enthusiasists Pillows

'I don't understand. She usually does nought-to-sixty in ten seconds.'

"Here we are."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magic Tricks

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror