Magical Enthusiast Pillows

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

Llittle girl rising a stick horse.

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'