Magi Enthusiast Pillows

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Primitive magician

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"What the hell took so long?"

"I said slime."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."