Magi Enthusiast Mugs

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

100% carbon neutral

"What the hell took so long?"

Rocking Witches.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches