Magic Enthusiast Pillows

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

Snow Globe Fortune Teller

'Come in, come in, we;re eager to hear your market predictions!'

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

"The FDA didn't approve the use of eye of newt."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Oh great. Now the FDA is regulating safety coated caplets of eyes of newt.'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Doctor, are you certain this is an approved surgical technique?'

'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influence, peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'

The Invisible Fence.

'Sorry, but I can't tell you how I magically pop out of the hat: My contract has a non-disclosure clause...'

"Either we split things down the middle or I stay in the hat."

'It works. So what if the Food and Drug Administration doesn't approve of it?'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Trevor made the fatal error of trying to teach a new dog old tricks."

"What do you mean you've lost my other case?"

Old dogs don't learn new tricks.

'How many times do I have to tell you...What's the magic word?'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Fairy Godmother

Unbrella repelling sticks and rocks.

'If you think that's something, wait 'till you see his card tricks.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'Just a little off the hips.'

'I thought it would be appropriate to have a magician as we went down.'