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'I don't understand. She usually does nought-to-sixty in ten seconds.'

"Here we are."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Witch's Brew.