Mystical Magic Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Madam Sylini, while retro, knows all.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Rocking Witches.

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's probably just seasonal."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror