Magic And Wizards Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Toadstools

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'