Modern Magic Lovers Pillows

"Fairet? Hard to say. . . the hot ones are all wearing face masks."

Witch with sat nav

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

Desert Island BBQ

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Broomstick crash.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Primitive magician

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Witch's Brew.