Modern Magic Believers Pillows

"You couldn't possibly hit that many homes in one night. Not without drones."

Toadstools

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

Rocking Witches.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Your future looks charming.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Fairy Vet

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"You're on mute."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'