Modern Magic Believers Gifts

"You couldn't possibly hit that many homes in one night. Not without drones."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Toadstools

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Rocking Witches.

The Origami Society...

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Fairy Vet

"You're on mute."

Paul and Debbie.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.