Modern Magic User Gifts

"I make big batches and freeze it."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Broomstick crash.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"