Modern Wizard Gifts

Electronic Super Highway

Spell Check

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Nerd tryouts.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Shakespeare Quote

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Best Special Effects Award

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Spell-Check Bee

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"