Modern Wizard Prints

Electronic Super Highway

Spell Check

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Nerd tryouts.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Shakespeare Quote

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Best Special Effects Award

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Spell-Check Bee

"So you don't want to come along?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'