Modern Magic Enthusiast Gifts

Crystal Balls.

'...And just a pince of stem cells.'

Witch updates travel broom.

Wishing Well - Change given.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"What the hell took so long?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'