Fantasy Wizard Gifts

Nerd tryouts.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Home depot."

Late BroomStick

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'