Witchcraft Wizard Gifts

'What did the little girl in the witch cosume do when you said you were all out of candy?'

Witch launching for aircraft carrier.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

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Rocking Witches.

Astral Projection

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Devi's brew?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'