Witchcraft Wonderer Gifts

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Sorry about this, sir, but the witch hunting season ended over a week ago.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

"You probably would get a date if you took a bath once in a while."

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

Collision

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

"Madam seems quite taken with the kiddies setting."

'So much for turning out the lights to the Halloweeners don't come looking for sweets.'

Soup of the Day: Eye of Newt.

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Fearless Frog Part 18

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

We get it. You're going stir-crazy – We're all going stir-crazy.

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Needs salt!'

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Astral Projection

Newt sale

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.