Witchcraft Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense

"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I'm running a little behind. I got rear-ended.'

'It's a conflict between you hardware and your software. Your cauldron won't support Eye Of Newt 3.0.'

"At least she's reading."

"Is eye of newt red or white meat?"

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'So, that's something for your headache, something for your sore throat, and something to turn your children into mice.'

'Not only does your mother turn up uninvited, but she nicks our broom!'

'Here in Salem, the Lord likes our mediums well done.'

'Turn yourself in? Look lady, confess all you want - there is no law against eating peanuts.'

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

'That's the green house effect.'

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

I have a resting witch face

"It's a winter brew."

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

Witch on a broom.

My other Car is a Broom

"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"

"I hate hat hair."

Ballet

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'If we put this in the drinking water, ever sink state resident in Britain will feel the uncontrollable urge to travel to Afghanistan and defeat the Taliban.'

"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"

Witch dice.

'I love cooking with kids...they go with everything.'

"More nicotine."

The wicked witch lasted two hours in the fast food industry.