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"I'm getting too old for a broom."

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense

"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'It's a conflict between you hardware and your software. Your cauldron won't support Eye Of Newt 3.0.'

"At least she's reading."

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

I have a resting witch face

"It's a winter brew."

'Turn yourself in? Look lady, confess all you want - there is no law against eating peanuts.'

'Here in Salem, the Lord likes our mediums well done.'

'Not only does your mother turn up uninvited, but she nicks our broom!'

'So, that's something for your headache, something for your sore throat, and something to turn your children into mice.'

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Is eye of newt red or white meat?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"

"More nicotine."

"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"

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"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

"Casual Friday."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"You had a baby?"

"Don't worry, the spices are organic."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

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"I prefer to work from home."

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

In future we stick to 'Eye of Newt'! Ok?

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

Witches flying on broomsticks. One of them is flying on a vacuum cleaner.