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'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Well done, Agnes, it's really disgusting!"

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

"Psst - haven't you heard about Mad Children's Disease?"

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

'Thin enough?'

The discovery of voodoo.

The Hex Files

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

'Stealth broom.'

"It's an old family recipe. It calls for an old family of spiders, and an old family of bats."

'Oui, I'm from France! Why do you ask?'

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

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Pastries and Candy

"I said slime."

Newt sale