Witch Enthusiasts Pillows

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

'I have to say, the nuclear capability makes her even scarier.'

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

"You got sugar ants."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

If you're worried about stalkers..

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pastries and Candy

100% carbon neutral

A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Witches Checkout.

Beware of the Cat.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

A voodoo doctor.