Witch Lovers Pillows

A Club Sandwitch.

"I hope you get... shitty in-laws when you grow up!!!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

"Devi's brew?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Witches Checkout.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to make a return."

Halloween sculptor

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Candle Size

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'Stealth broom.'

Eye of Newt Helper

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

"Fake brews."

Can't you just text me..?

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'