Witch Craft Lover Pillows

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

A voodoo doctor.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Just browsing."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."