Witch Lovers T-Shirts

A Club Sandwitch.

"I hope you get... shitty in-laws when you grow up!!!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Devi's brew?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Witches Checkout.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Halloween sculptor

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to make a return."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Candle Size

'Stealth broom.'

Eye of Newt Helper

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Witches' Restaurant.

Maggie Smith