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"Lets see now, 'Structural damage due to children eating property...' Nope. Nothing here I'm afraid..."

"You'll love it. Quality gingerbread construction and the neighborhood is full of children."

"Are your hands clean?"

"It's a microbrew."

"I'd like to make a return."

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Halloween monster

"You girls go on without me, I'll be cursing-from-home tonight."

Face Mask for a Witch

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

A Club Sandwitch.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

A voodoo doctor.