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"Lets see now, 'Structural damage due to children eating property...' Nope. Nothing here I'm afraid..."

"You'll love it. Quality gingerbread construction and the neighborhood is full of children."

"Are your hands clean?"

"It's a microbrew."

"I'd like to make a return."

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Halloween monster

'All we kept hearing is how 'wicked good' these guys were. They look 'wicked bad'.'

"You girls go on without me, I'll be cursing-from-home tonight."

Face Mask for a Witch

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

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A Club Sandwitch.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'