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"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

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A Club Sandwitch.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

A voodoo doctor.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Witch dice.

"Just browsing."

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I'd like to make a return."

Hexercise.

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"