Witchy Whimsy Lover T-Shirts

"Gingerbread? What gingerbread?"

Witch Parking.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Glance Exchange

A Club Sandwitch.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Storm in a magic lamp.

Wash your hands

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Love is an many splendoured thing

Jack in the Box

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Football/Soccer bubbles

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Snow globe

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"I'd like to make a return."

Caution Dry Rot

Greek goddess

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Candle Size

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Arabian Nights.

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

'Did you try to light the wick on my beret?'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."