Witch Lover T-Shirts

'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

A Club Sandwitch.

"Devi's brew?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Witches Checkout.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Fear of Flying Seminar

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Halloween sculptor

Hexercise.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to make a return."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."