Witch Lover Gifts

'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

A Club Sandwitch.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Witches Checkout.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"I'd like to make a return."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Hexercise.

Halloween sculptor

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."