Witch Lover Gifts

'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

E-Baying @ The Moon

A Club Sandwitch.

"Devi's brew?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Witches Checkout.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

Fear of Flying Seminar

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Halloween sculptor

Hexercise.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to make a return."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."