Witchcraft Devotee Gifts

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

"Student witch"

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Astral Projection

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

Newt sale

Pastries and Candy

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Devi's brew?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'