Witchcraft Hobbyists Gifts

Witch stopped by policeman for going the wrong way up a one way street.

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Astral Projection

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Newt sale

Pastries and Candy

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"