Witchcraft Connoisseurs Gifts

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

100% carbon neutral

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Pastries and Candy

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"Devi's brew?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Beware of the Cat.

'She's still a novice yet.'

Witches Checkout.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'