Witchcraft And Wizardry Aficionado Gifts

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

A voodoo doctor.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Just browsing."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Emma Watson

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."